Just what I've been looking for: someone to solve a problem where no-one else can help. It's not the A-team, but an east London 'Genuine Spiritual Healer' who can tackle "a problem that has not been solved by anyone".

And, it comes with a complete guaratee: "All your problems will be solved for ever within a few days Guaranteed". Personally I'm hoping for Success in Business (or SiB, as it's known in the trade). It's interesting that Black Magic sits inside brackets - is that the grammatical equivalent of a hushed voice?